Y2K dysfunctional by design

Comments

• Ken says we wouldn't be in this mess if the computer was invented last century.
• David Letterman says that everything is going to blow up.
• Phil's gonna buy a generator but Bob says he won't be able to get gas.
• I'm gonna stock up on greenbacks and coldies.

Predictions

• In the year 2000 everyone will be a Capricorn.
• There will be a serious champagne shortage.
• Sudden aging will overtake all the clever little smartarses in the whole world - they will LEARN!
• The Hanson boys will be very, very old.
• Cher will be my babe.

The Bottom Line

The term itself is seriously flawed. Towards the year 9999 this will become evident as there will be no place to put the extra digit.

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