| Riker: | Geordi, what is the status of the expected upgrade? |
| Geordi: | Our scanners have picked up an increase in Borg storage and CPU capacity, but we still have no choice. Requesting permission to begin emergency escape sequence 3F! |
| Geordi: | [excited] Wait, Captain! Their CPU capacity has suddenly dropped to 0%! |
| Picard: | Data, what do your scanners show? |
| Data: | [studying displays] Appearently the Borg ship - with no life support suits! How can they survive the tortures of deep space?! |
| Data: | I believe you will look closer - I believe that those are humans, sir. If you will look closer I believe you will see that they are carrying something recognized by twenty-first century man as doeskin leather briefcases, and wearing Armani suits. |
| Riker and Picard, together: | [horrified] Lawyers!! |
| Geordi: | It can't be. All the Lawyers were rounded up and sent hurtling into the sun in 2017 during the Great Awakening. |
| Data: | True, but appearently some must have survived. |
| Riker: | They have surrounded the Borg - have found the answer by searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology. |
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