Star Trek n+1 - The Shaney Encounter


Riker: Geordi, what is the status of the expected upgrade?
Geordi: Our scanners have picked up an increase in Borg storage and CPU capacity, but we still have no choice. Requesting permission to begin emergency escape sequence 3F!
Geordi: [excited] Wait, Captain! Their CPU capacity has suddenly dropped to 0%!
Picard: Data, what do your scanners show?
Data: [studying displays] Appearently the Borg ship - with no life support suits! How can they survive the tortures of deep space?!
Data: I believe you will look closer - I believe that those are humans, sir. If you will look closer I believe you will see that they are carrying something recognized by twenty-first century man as doeskin leather briefcases, and wearing Armani suits.
Riker and Picard, together: [horrified] Lawyers!!
Geordi: It can't be. All the Lawyers were rounded up and sent hurtling into the sun in 2017 during the Great Awakening.
Data: True, but appearently some must have survived.
Riker: They have surrounded the Borg - have found the answer by searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology.

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