I Am So Lucky Girl!

I spent some time back at Bondi in May. Many a Barbie. Much lounging about. What did the boys have waiting for me? The walls had changed colour and there were all these sweet little Japanese girls hanging about. Matthew, the cat, hadn't flinched in my absence. It was all pretty tranquil except for the violent waves.

Fortunately I had a copy of "Japanese Street Slang" in the technical library, compliments of Boydo. Unfortunately the lead character in the book is "Ken" - doing heroin and being a very rude little man. To Yoko it was naughty and nice. "I am so lucky girl!" Here we see the real Ken with the real Yoko.

So we took the girls to the pub, taught them to shoplift, and gave them a ride home on the back of a truck - them and a case of the green ones. They learnt some rude Aussie slang and we got into Japanese Ken's drug and bestiality lifestyle. Nobody was hurt and I managed not to miss my plane.