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Bar
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Just ask Dan ... He knows ...
- "No, really, I'm OK to drive."
* I'm wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody
see who I am going home with.
- "I'm not used to these darts."
* I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool
cue when I am this bombed.
- "Lets go out to my car and get some
cigarettes." (male to female)
* You would look great face down in my lap.
- "You get this one, next round is on
me."
* We won't be here long enough to get another round.
- "I'll get this one, next one is on
you."
* Happy hour is about to end....now drafts are a dollar,
but by the next round they'll be $4.50 a pop.
- "I haven't seen you around here for a
long time."
* You stuck up little bitch, too good for your old
friends??
- "Hey, where is that friend of
yours?"
* I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to
get your attractive friend into a compromising position.
- "Lets get out of here."
* I just dumped a half a pitcher of beer into that Harley
guy's helmet.
- "Can I get a glass of white
zinfandel." (female)
* I'm easy.
- "Can I get a glass of white
zinfandel." (male)
* I'm gay.
- "Ever try a body shot?" (male to
female)
* I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I
get to lick you.
"Ever try a body shot?" (female to male)
* If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll
do to you on the ride home?
- "I don't feel well, let's go
home." (female)
* You are paying more attention to your friends than me.
"I don't feel well, lets go home." (male)
* I'm horny.
- "I've had like 10 beers
already."
* I've only had 3 but need an excuse to behave this way.
- "Who's got the next round?"
* I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an
expert at diverting attention.
- "Excuse Me." (male to male)
* Get the f*ck out of the way.
"Excuse Me." (male to female)
* I am going to grope you now.
- "Excuse Me." (female to male)
* Don't even think about groping me, just get the f*ck
out of the way.
"Excuse Me." (female to female).
* Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You
are not all that, missy, and don't think for one minute
that you are. Coming in here dressing like a ho...Get
your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you, bitch, like
the slut you are.
- "I'm out of here, I have to work in
the morning."
* I owe that guy who just walked in the door 100 bucks
and have been avoiding him since football season.
- "What do you have on tap?"
* What's cheap?
- "Can I have a white Russian?"
(male)
* I'm really gay.
"Can I have a white Russian?" (female)
* I'm really easy.
- "You go ahead, I'll catch a
cab."
* I already lined up a ride home with your
"ex".
- "That person looks really
familiar."
* Did I sleep with him/her?
- "Can I just get a glass of
water?" (female)
* I'm annoying, but cute enough to get away with this.
"Can I just get a glass of water?" (male)
* It's 6:00 am and I just stopped drinking ½ hour ago.
Hell, I probably dropped half of my paycheck in here last
night, it is the least you can do for me.
- "Do you have any Wild Turkey?"
* I want to make my friend really sick so we can all
laugh at him in the morning.
- "I don't have my ID on me."
(female)
* I'm 19.
"I don't have my ID on me." (male)
* I don't have a license since I got pulled over and blew
a .4 after my last visit here.
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