1: Blessed be thee all.
2: It has been a long time since I have visited thee, and I
was welcomed well. Was a difficult
journey as myself and an apostle could not get a flight or even a
train. So we got a rent-a-car
and a speeding ticket.
3: The tortures of journey.
4: We didn't get busted by the Romans, yeah verily.
1: We brought gifts of herbs and spices, and they were much appreciated.
2: Something has to be done about the tin shacks you blessed
guys live in, hotter than a cave off
Galilea. Nice and cool 2500 feet down (what is that in cubits?).
3: Of course we were blessed by the holy hole in the wall,
yeah verily. A 70 tonne truck in total
darkness is not covered in the scriptures, though there are
occurrences of "run away".
4: The 1300 feet sermon worked well. The rubble that was
sinning needed to discover the
righteous ability of 13 sticks of Cordite, a very effective and
rhetorical solution.
5: I could not be convinced that the dizziness and mild concussion was a sign.
6: It did not spoil my day at all.
7: So it is written.
1: In all sincerity the town is full of harlots and money
changers. Jesus was only big on
a proportion of them. Just don't keep all your shekels in your
pocket.
2: As the prophet Trevor said "Wow, Blessed are the Skimpies".
3: Back to business, as I wish to make thee all rich (and me).
If I am granted just a small,
a small stone (before it gets exploded) I will simply transport
it in my pants. It may be
a bit cold on the boys but I'll survive. Then I do the loaves and
fishes thing with it and
we end up with a few ounces of gold and a few trucks travelling
the gravel.
1: The visit was righteous and well appreciated.
2: Blessings to all miners (and harlots) involved.
3: Praise be.
[From the Dead Tea Towels]
© 2006, Rev Bruce Ellis: brucee@chunder.com, Home.