The First Letter of Ross to the Bigpondians


Chapter 1.

1: Blessed be thee all.

2: It has been a long time since I have e-mailed thee.

3: The tortures of morons.

4: Verily, I can't e-mail my sister (she is also a blessed Bigpondian).

Chapter 2.

1: First there was the "block port 25".

2: Then there was "we'll open it if you pay for a static IP address" (handy).

3: This was humorous as it didn't help me to SMTP to chunder.

4: Mr "I don't know what country I'm in", yeah verily, asked me for my chunder password.

5: I asked him for his credit card number, expiration date, and VNN.

6: He was confused.

7: The issue was not resolved.

8: When I spoke to someone of higher authority she said, quite bluntly, the decision has been made.

9: Not virtuous in the eyes of the Lord.

10: Ross could have used port 26 for SMTP but couldn't be verily stuffed.

Chapter 3.

1: It gets worse, yeah verily..

2: As the prophet Trevor said "Wow, Blessed Is A Working Internet Connection".

3: Now they have decided that gmail is bad and blocked them.

4: White list - black list. All are equal in the eyes of the Lord.

5: Spam is not an excuse. It is easily discerned as it is icky.

6: Yeah verily.

Chapter 4.

1: I might migrate if needed.

2: For all of this odorous dung of bovine origin.

3: Praise be.

3: As it was written.

[From the Dead Tea Towels]


© 2006, Rev Bruce Ellis: brucee@chunder.com, Home.