1: Blessed be thee all.
2: It has been a long time since I have e-mailed thee.
3: The tortures of morons.
4: Verily, I can't e-mail my sister (she is also a blessed Bigpondian).
1: First there was the "block port 25".
2: Then there was "we'll open it if you pay for a static IP address" (handy).
3: This was humorous as it didn't help me to SMTP to chunder.
4: Mr "I don't know what country I'm in", yeah verily, asked me for my chunder password.
5: I asked him for his credit card number, expiration date, and VNN.
6: He was confused.
7: The issue was not resolved.
8: When I spoke to someone of higher authority she said, quite bluntly, the decision has been made.
9: Not virtuous in the eyes of the Lord.
10: Ross could have used port 26 for SMTP but couldn't be verily stuffed.
1: It gets worse, yeah verily..
2: As the prophet Trevor said "Wow, Blessed Is A Working Internet Connection".
3: Now they have decided that gmail is bad and blocked them.
4: White list - black list. All are equal in the eyes of the Lord.
5: Spam is not an excuse. It is easily discerned as it is icky.
6: Yeah verily.
1: I might migrate if needed.
2: For all of this odorous dung of bovine origin.
3: Praise be.
3: As it was written.
[From the Dead Tea Towels]
© 2006, Rev Bruce Ellis: brucee@chunder.com, Home.