ChunderScopes

SIGN INFO
ARIES	Pioneering, arrogant. Wants to chunder first and be proud of it.

TAURUS	Sensual, stubborn. Will chunder when they want to and get off on it.

GEMINI	Quick thinking, scatterbrained. Will chunder copiously and fast and then forget it happened.

CANCER	Caring, moody. Won't chunder in front of you to protect your feelings then will complain about your lack of support for years so you never forget.

LEO	Sensitive, egotistical. Chunders carefully and discreetly then wants everyone to know how wonderfully they did it and how sick they were.

VIRGO	Healing, nit-picking. Will say chundering is good for you then complain about the mess.

LIBRA	Loving, indecisive. Needs someone to hold their hand while they chunder but can't decide where or when they should do it.

SCORPIO	Mysterious, argumentative. Chunders in secret and threatens to maim you for life if you find out, on the grounds that it didn't happen the way you think it did.

SAGITTARIUS	Magnanimous, lazy. Wants to chunder with everyone and then go to sleep.

CAPRICORN	Thorough, nervous. Chunders until its all gone then checks under the bed for aliens.

AQUARIUS	Creatively objective, altruistic. Invents new and exciting ways to chunder without emotional involvement then tries to save the world.

PISCES	Intuitive, vindictive. After consulting the cards, will just know they are going to chunder and will (accidentally) do it all over the expensive carpet of that creep who ..... then will forgive them - maybe.