Kenny's Chicken Page

Let's start with a silly joke - not so funny to non-aussies.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

PHILLIP RUDDOCK: I don't care why the chicken crossed the road. It should be sent back to where it came from after I've finished making an example of it.

JOHN HOWARD: No-one ever told me that a chicken crossed the road.

KIM BEASLEY: There WAS a chicken and it DID cross the road. This is a deliberate act by the government to hide the fact that chickens continue to cross Australian roads.

PAULINE HANSON: Please explain.

ROBERT DE NIRO: Are you telling me the chicken crossed that road? Is that what you're telling me?

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I envision a world where all chickens, be they black or white or brown or red or speckled, will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA SIMPSON: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed and that was good enough for us.

REV FRED NILE: Because the chicken is gay! The chicken was going to the 'other side'. That's what 'they' call it: the 'other side'

CAPTAIN JAMES T KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. How do you feel about your mother?

THE C.I.A: Who told you about the chicken? Did you see the chicken? There was no chicken. Please step into the car.

EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define the word 'chicken'.

HOMER SIMPSON: mmmm Chicken.

Coming soon - Kenny's special Chicken recipes.

All material courtesy of Kelvis. [BACK]