Cards!


Please! What is it with all the credit card applications in the mail? I've got cards. I've got cards I've never used. I have a Visa on the Bank of Barcelona. Offer me something decent - like a Bank of Luxembourg Visa in Euros and I'll take it! Inspired by Dave's Oprah Log I'm keeping Card Log - only for the month of February (it being the shortest and least troublesome). So here we go - "Cards Offered To Brucee and Ms Wendy at my US Address in February 2002". Of course e-mail offers don't count - I get at least one an hour.

Date Cards Comments
Feb 01 None Very disappointing Not much mail at all actually. Just some tax crap. Not even a brochure or something sexually explicit. Bummed. Well Friday is a low mail day..
Feb 02 None Now that hurts! Just more tax crap.
Feb 03 None No big deal - it's Sunday.
Feb 04 None This is the longest period in recorded history between credit card offers. I know how Dave feels - It Ain't Oprah 'Til It's Oprah.
Feb 05 None None.
Feb 06 None Amazing! More than 20 over Xmas vacation and none in February.
Feb 07 Bru Pl Mc At last. No pre-approved limit, but no annual fee and it is platinum. Also got some sexually explicit material - lame, though some genitalia. Thanks Freddie - you are the only one who spells my name that way.
Feb 08 Wen Pl Vi A $2,000 Platinum Card? Are you joking? And an annual fee! An extra star for the really official looking sticker on the envelope.
News Flash! The Feds have shutdown NextBank! National Spam to decrease by 10%.
Feb 09 Bru Pl Di No pre-approved limit. What's that all about? You guys must know me by now! No fee and an optional flag card. Give me something I can use in Europe.
Feb 10 None Sunday again. Time to reflect. Nothing worthwhile yet but I'm 2 to 1 on the crap Wen!
Feb 11 None What is this? A damned recession or something?
Feb 12 None But I did get a call from Chase wondering how I can spend money in more than one continent at a time.
Feb 13 Bru Go Am I'm not a real Amex-kinda-guy - except for my trusty corporate card of course. Fee waived for first year.
Bru Pl Mc Wow $7,500 limit and no fee. A few creepy terms nevertheless.
Feb 14 None However I did receive "convenience checks" for two different credit cards that I obviously don't use enough. Humour me please, I have a cheque book or two.
Feb 15 None Just lotsa crappy catalogues.
Feb 16 None A big bill! I paid it. Even called Westpac but they claimed no knowledge of a Handiway hold. C'mon, get it together.
Feb 17 None Sunday.
Feb 18 None President's day.
Feb 19 None But I did get a $500 unsolicited credit-limit increase on one of my cards. $500? What about $5,000?Chase tracked down Westpac and cleared the hold, and gave me a $2,000 increase.
Feb 20 None Dull day.
Feb 21 None Bad month for giving up reckless spending.
Feb 22 Dumb stuff A pre-approved cellphone! Give me a break. Plus a nice personalized booklet with pie-charts and crap showing how I'd used one of my cards. 1) Restaurants 2) Groceries 3) Refunds of erroneous charges. Now if only I had such a booklet explaining where my cash went! (Business deals in parking-lots.)
Feb 23 None Lotsa cattle dogs tho.
Feb 24 None Sunday. Slept.
Feb 25 None Monday. Slept.
Feb 26 None Did get a cattle dog from Bed, Bath and Bong ... but no charge card application. What's that all about? I like all three. We are feeling lonely guys - I'll accept a crap card if it arrives tomorrow.
Feb 27 None Ho hum.
Feb 28 Bru Go Am Another Gold Amex? Only two weeks since the last offer.

In summary - only 6 cards in a month. There were three times as many offers in my mountain of mail on return from Xmas vacation. This page was a waste.

Stars Rating
Barely worth the postage. No redeeming features. Nothing humourous enough to warrant a second star.
Totally lame, or stupid but a bit funny.
Plausible but not enticing. Might get a four if it wasn't from Delaware.
Full featured with no retarded properties. Card would be considered if we didn't have so many already!
Where do I sign! I need a bigger wallet!

 


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